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Yo. I'm Shioko, and you've just come across my page. And now, you shall never leave.
You should totally check out my about page before anything, y'know...
On the topic of hospitals, in which Dave was recently in one...
tG: If hell was a place then it would be a hospital
gG: at least its not like an old medieval hospital
tG: Medieval hospitals...???
gG: where there were screams to be heard everytime someone walked in for treatment
gG: no anesthesia
gG: they were awake and aware of what was happening during an opperation
gG: as they sawed their leg off
gG: or cut a hole in their head to "release spirits," if you go further back
tG: Nope noep noep noep neop npe nope.
tG: *Plugs ears* I am not hearingg thissss
gG: and dont forget tumors!
gG: ones on the neck were fun
gG: theyd thrash
gG: and thrash
gG: and they might notve made it through treatment
tG: NOPE NOT LISTENIGN
gG: you know why we fear dentists?
gG: because dentists were the scourge of the times!
gG: ripping teeth was the only way to deal with tooth pain!
gG: or rotting teeth
gG: and there are so many nerves in your mouth...
gG: the only form of "anesthesia" was whisky, or beer, but you can still feel the pain through your stupor!
tG: Welp I'm all abord the nope train of fuck that ville!
gG: you would feel all that pain if it werent for anethesia
gG: sooo fun
tG: yeahhhnopnopnopnpnop
tG: THUS WHY HOSPITALS ARE EVIILLL
gG: i want to be a doctor *grins*
tG: asdfghklj NOPe
gG: being a doctor sounds fun
tG: nuh uh being a DJ sounds fun. No NEEDLES OR EVIL WAYS OF HEALING PEOLE. Instead PARTYING AND HAVING MORE FUN!
gG: i like needles
gG: hey! i know what to get you for christmas!
gG: a bunch of medical needles! :D
gG: and things like
gG: scaples
gG: and a saw
tG: EEEEKK NOP ENOP ENOP *Rides skateboard to nopesville*
gG: awwwww!! dave! come on!!
gG: *smirks a bit* ((that was fun))
tG: neeedlesss are eviilllllllllL!
gG: ERIDAN HAS A TON OF THEM! HE SEWS
tG: *Screeches away*
gG: *dies laughing*
gG: okay...okay...stop, stop....*still laughing*