Herald of the End
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Hello. I'm Shioko, I'm a Keyblade wielding Homestuck of the Brotherhood. Look through the tags for my original work.
On the topic of hospitals, in which Dave was recently in one...
tG: If hell was a place then it would be a hospital
gG: at least its not like an old medieval hospital
tG: Medieval hospitals...???
gG: where there were screams to be heard everytime someone walked in for treatment
gG: no anesthesia
gG: they were awake and aware of what was happening during an opperation
gG: as they sawed their leg off
gG: or cut a hole in their head to "release spirits," if you go further back
tG: Nope noep noep noep neop npe nope.
tG: *Plugs ears* I am not hearingg thissss
gG: and dont forget tumors!
gG: ones on the neck were fun
gG: theyd thrash
gG: and thrash
gG: and they might notve made it through treatment
tG: NOPE NOT LISTENIGN
gG: you know why we fear dentists?
gG: because dentists were the scourge of the times!
gG: ripping teeth was the only way to deal with tooth pain!
gG: or rotting teeth
gG: and there are so many nerves in your mouth...
gG: the only form of "anesthesia" was whisky, or beer, but you can still feel the pain through your stupor!
tG: Welp I'm all abord the nope train of fuck that ville!
gG: you would feel all that pain if it werent for anethesia
gG: sooo fun
tG: yeahhhnopnopnopnpnop
tG: THUS WHY HOSPITALS ARE EVIILLL
gG: i want to be a doctor *grins*
tG: asdfghklj NOPe
gG: being a doctor sounds fun
tG: nuh uh being a DJ sounds fun. No NEEDLES OR EVIL WAYS OF HEALING PEOLE. Instead PARTYING AND HAVING MORE FUN!
gG: i like needles
gG: hey! i know what to get you for christmas!
gG: a bunch of medical needles! :D
gG: and things like
gG: scaples
gG: and a saw
tG: EEEEKK NOP ENOP ENOP *Rides skateboard to nopesville*
gG: awwwww!! dave! come on!!
gG: *smirks a bit* ((that was fun))
tG: neeedlesss are eviilllllllllL!
gG: ERIDAN HAS A TON OF THEM! HE SEWS
tG: *Screeches away*
gG: *dies laughing*
gG: okay...okay...stop, stop....*still laughing*